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Friday, December 24, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Philosopher-Mathematician conversation.
Philosopher:This statement is a lie.
Mathematician:No it's not.
Philosopher:Yes. it is according to logic.
Mathematician:Math set Logic on fire hanging by its toenails over a pit of acid while in a straightjacket.
*Philosopher tries to strangle Mathematician*
Mathematician:No it's not.
Philosopher:Yes. it is according to logic.
Mathematician:Math set Logic on fire hanging by its toenails over a pit of acid while in a straightjacket.
*Philosopher tries to strangle Mathematician*
Philosopher:You complete and utter idiot! I was gonna make billions off it!
Mathematician:Why don't we find something easier? I could make really complex math that would drive people insane and channel them to you to make their brains to work again. Therapy for psychos. Psychotherapy can make us just as rich, and you don't have to think as hard.
Philosopher:So all we'd need is a lot of paper and pencils, an armchair, a recliner, a padded room, and some straightjackets.
Mathematician:Yeah.
And this is why modern mathematics is so complicated.
Mathematician:Why don't we find something easier? I could make really complex math that would drive people insane and channel them to you to make their brains to work again. Therapy for psychos. Psychotherapy can make us just as rich, and you don't have to think as hard.
Philosopher:So all we'd need is a lot of paper and pencils, an armchair, a recliner, a padded room, and some straightjackets.
Mathematician:Yeah.
And this is why modern mathematics is so complicated.
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